/blog/ROSESanTHORNS/?pid=f3104 .....................................................QUICK WITI was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed anold man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors, green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look away and then back at the old man and each time he caught the old man staring at him. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What'sthe matter, old man ...never done anything wild in your life?"The old man did not bat an eye in his response ... "Got drunk once andhad esex (cant use the other word lol) with a pea cock . I was just wondering if you were my son."..................................................... zex With A CowboyYou've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one!! For you non-tobacco users........the container for this snuff is very large, flat, and round, and the Cowboys carry this in their back Jeans pocket, which makes a distinct round shape! Now back to the story........Prior to her trip to Montana, Muffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Big Sky State. She wanted to taste some real Montana Bar B Q, take in a real bona fide rodeo, and have zex with a real cowboy.Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite, and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite wood, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!!"" And I went to a real rodeo.....Talk about athletes!! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls. They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horse, then grab the bull by the horns and wrestle them to the ground. It's just amazing!!"They then asked, " Well tell us, did you have zex with a real Cowboy?" "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their Jeans, I changed my mind!!" /blog/11209/post_168831.html?pid=f3104&m= Our lives can be like a painting, with each stroke of the brush, each time we say "i love you", hug our children, help a friend or neighbor, reach out to the homeless, pray for the sick, we make our p Wed, 13 Oct 2010 09:08:49 -0800 /blog/11209/post_168831.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_167611.html?pid=f3104&m= WARNING! bigchurch now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminum foil. Wrap foil around your head,stay calm & breathe thr Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:07:17 -0800 /blog/11209/post_167611.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_167509.html?pid=f3104&m= Men always whine about how we suffocate them. But surely, if you can still hear them whining, then you're not pushing down on the pillow hard enough!!thought about you today. Naked. Twice. ‎[This co Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:41:06 -0800 /blog/11209/post_167509.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_166880.html?pid=f3104&m= All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you. Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:20:37 -0800 /blog/11209/post_166880.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_166252.html?pid=f3104&m= 1. "Aren't you afraid that he'll be killed?" (This one ranks in at number one on the "duh" list. Of course we're afraid. We're terrified. The thought always lingers at the backs of our minds ---but th Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:37:28 -0800 /blog/11209/post_166252.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165985.html?pid=f3104&m= Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two Sat, 03 Jul 2010 15:59:36 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165985.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165847.html?pid=f3104&m= http://bigchurch.com=1389986111332 Mon, 28 Jun 2010 15:05:31 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165847.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165779.html?pid=f3104&m= Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:37:39 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165779.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165388.html?pid=f3104&m= ¡¡¡¡ǝldoǝd ʇɥƃıu pooƃ.... Sun, 13 Jun 2010 23:57:02 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165388.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165277.html?pid=f3104&m= Dear Mr ArmyI want my hubby home if you can not fly him home now i will fly him home for you........My Army I need him home now I miss him bunches.......Mr Army I will send a few guys/gals from Washi Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:42:47 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165277.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165156.html?pid=f3104&m= Similarities of BRA & BAR: Both have same letters, both are drinking zones, both have restricted time of opening & closing, when both are opened men go crazy....................OMG I'm so happy!! the Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:16:53 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165156.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165112.html?pid=f3104&m= killed me! LOL! Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:31:55 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165112.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165110.html?pid=f3104&m= A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laidher pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened tothe bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:14:05 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165110.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165035.html?pid=f3104&m= ☠═══| WARNING |═══☠ Wed, 02 Jun 2010 02:23:32 -0800 /blog/11209/post_165035.html?pid=f3104&m= /blog/11209/post_165004.html?pid=f3104&m= just got a call from the police. They're looking for two people, one is sexy, the other is retarded. So grab your helmet and crayons and go hide somewhere!!! 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