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ruth4vs11 40 F
9  Articles
Romantic dinner at Mcdonalds?   10/5/2007

I went out with a very nice gentleman (who dipped copenhagen and talked all about his great achievements!) ... our 1st and Only date he said , " now wear yur fancy dress im takin u to my favorite place!." It took me 2 hours to "purty" myself up . I was really excited about my mystery date.When we pulled into the parkinglot of the local McDonald's I was quite ...


11 Comments, 267 Views, 32 Votes ,3.15 Score
skystar13 46 F
4  Articles
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)   12/7/2011

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

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5 Comments, 56 Views, 10 Votes ,5.38 Score
Banjoblues 57 F
7  Articles
On lIne Dating, Players, Booty Calls and MAYHEM   2/9/2008

I am as I am and almost never change the pattern of thoughts that I have accustomed that are uniquely ME, myself. and I.....At the RIPE old age of 56, .......I freely admit that the new way of meeting eligible partners quit literally stuns and over whelms me. It is simply Mind=bloggling As time as gone by, I started here a BC first and met some wonderful people, who shared their life and ...


5 Comments, 55 Views, 22 Votes ,4.45 Score
1Heart4Jesus 52 F
3  Articles
Words Women Use   29/7/2005

WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. <br> FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last ...


5 Comments, 222 Views, 51 Votes ,7.45 Score
ruth4vs11 40 F
9  Articles
the LAST word!!   23/10/2006

I know an elderly gent>> who told me he always loves too get the last word in!!He said>> "yup! i always have the last word when me and the mrs. have a spat>> i tell her>>>>> YES MA"AM!!"


3 Comments, 123 Views, 19 Votes ,4.31 Score
magpie_1 42 M
7  Articles
thinking   20/2/2010

by the time a man realizes that maybe his father was wright he usualy has a son that thinks he is wrong?


2 Comments, 35 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
magpie_1 42 M
7  Articles
busted   7/7/2007

a man was speeding down the road when he was caught on a radar by the police when they started giving chase he panicked and took off the police eventually caught up and pulled him over the policeman asked its the end of my shift if you can give me one reason i havnt heard ill let you off the man looked the officer and said last week my wife ran off with a policeman and i thought you where trying ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
magpie_1 42 M
7  Articles
TO MY SWEETHEART   7/7/2007

I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU SOMETHING HOT'SEXY FOR CHRISTMAS BUT THE POSTMAN TOLD ME TO TAKE THE STAMPS OFF MY BUTT AND GET THE HECK OUT OF THE MAILBOX


1 Comments, 36 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
magpie_1 42 M
7  Articles
BEST BUDDY   7/7/2007

I'VE JUST WON A COMPETITION FOR ME AND 10 MATES TO GO TO FIJI FOR 2 WEEKS +$1, 000 EACH TO SPEND! AS YOU AND I GO BACK A LONG WAY I WAS WONDERING-WOULD YOU PUT MY BIN OUT ON MONDAY!!


1 Comments, 31 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
supabubba 52 M
10  Articles
church bulletin bloopers   1/8/2006

Church Bulletin Bloopers Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. 2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & ...


1 Comments, 259 Views, 31 Votes ,6.69 Score
ruth4vs11 40 F
9  Articles
A little boy was attendin his 1st wedding   18/2/2006

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen, " the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy, " the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."


1 Comments, 95 Views, 16 Votes ,5.33 Score